TV & MOVIES
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THE AFTERPARTY
enjoy the high school reunion yours failed to be
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THE CIRCLE
#bingemode
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DERRY GIRLS
it’s feckin’ brilliant
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THE HAUNTING OF BLY MANOR
very ghosts; such longing
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JOHN WAS TRYING TO CONTACT ALIENS
space: the final frontier
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MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON
cute as (s)hell
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MURDER, SHE WROTE
slay, Jessica Fletcher
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MY OCTOPUS TEACHER
finding connection in the depths
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PAST LIVES
the heartstrings symphony of the year
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THE SECRET OF ROAN INISH
what if magic were real?
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SHENG WANG: SWEET AND JUICY
slathered with jokes
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VERONICA MARS
spunky teen detective wins our hearts, Y2K-style
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THE VOW
thank u, NXIVM
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WINNING TIME: THE RISE OF THE LAKERS DYNASTY
sorry, Blazers fans
EVERYTHING ELSE
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BASEBALL
yes, the sport
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BRITNEY SPEARS
she’s everything (he’s just Justin)
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GOLF
does it count as exercise, though?
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GUMBO
a literal melting pot
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IF I DON'T SEE YOU IN THE FUTURE, I'LL SEE YOU IN THE PASTURE
*extended sax solo*
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JACKSON BRODIE MYSTERIES
the feminist PI we wish existed IRL
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KNORR LIQUID SEASONING
oh Knorrrr